SMS Mazhai
kadi
girl: appa naan sadhikka virumburen.
dad: good endha field la ma
girl: aiyyo appa.sadhik ennoda boy friend. avana nana virumburen.
dad: !!!!!!!!!!
Funny student joke
Teacher: Vaasanai Roja Vaadi pogalama. Itha eppadi indirect speechla maththuveenga?
Student: Vaadi Saroja Odi pogalama
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intha message aa padikiravan oru arivali appidinu solunga................by mokkai koda vidiyasam ma sollura sangam
love tips
love panravana
kandu pidikka
Top 10 tips
10.phone vantha thaniya poovan
9.single letterla numbera save pANNIRUPAN
8.yarukum msg anuppamatan
mokai
hus:calendrala enna pakra?
wif:palli vilum palan
hus:athu sari........palli enga vilunthuchi?
wif:neenga saptasambariathan
hus:.....................?
CONFIDENCE.....!!!
CONFIDENCE
Nadanthu , Nadanthu ...,
"Kaal Valikkirathu...,"
Endru ...,
Rikshavill Eerinaen...,
Aannal Kaal ...,
Vali Poi...,
"MANATHU VALITHATHU.....,"
Karanam.....,
"RIKSHA OOTIYAVANUKKU.....,"
"SEYARKAI KAAL........!!!".
Endrum priyamudan.......!
Big Mokkai
Ninaithu Paar Azhulugai Varum
Yosithu Paar Kavithai Varum
Ennai Marandhu Paar
Naan adikindra adiyil Ambulance Varum
Real Kavathai
Anbanavargal unnai Purinthu kollavillai
yendru solli...
Avargalai nee purinthu kollamal Pirinthu vidathe.....
Love Meaning
L: Lo Lo nu alayanum
O: overa seen podanum
V: veetukku theriyama pesanum
E: Eluthukitu otanum
itaeLam thevaiya?
sait adippom santhosamai irupom........
Teasing mokka
hi..na unna nethu evning bus stanla pathen, but, nee rompa busy,ya cinima poster thinukitu iruntha , sarinnu vidduden....ha ha....
Good Morning
NAN oru kaikulanthai pol:
yaar anpodu nadanthu kondalum,
avargalodu vandhu viduvean.
please test me...
by
<>jafer<>
GOOD MOR
Guys
Good morning sms
Po
---> SMS
po
My Sweet
friend kitta
Po
medhuva
po
sound illama
po
Busiya irundha
summa iru
Thoongikittu
iruntha
Thalamela kotti sollu
Gud morning..
kadi joke
patient:sir ennaku konja nala kan sariya theriyala.
doctor:appadiya.
patient:anal,unga name boda paditha piraguthan therinthathu ungallkum kan kollaru irukirathu enru.
Docter:what?
Patient:aenna name bodla unga parvai neram 9.00am to 1.00pm nu pottu irunthathu
Confident
Vidiyum Ena Vinnai Nambum Nee..
Mudiyum Ena Unnayum Nambu.
Love
Aval kankal parthu nan solla vantha.. kathalai.. aval punnagai parthu purinthu konden.....
aval already booked endru....
Machi oru quarter sollu..
good morning
Chinna eravil,
Chella Thookkatthil,
Chinna kanavu kaanum, En
Chella friendu ku ,
Chinna manasu sollum, Oru
Chella "Good
morning".
good morning
Alagana kaalai,....... Mithamana kulir katru,.......
Megam Moodiya Vaanam,....
Sillendra Pani..,
Mukam katta Thudikkum Aadhavan..
Ivagaludan en swet gud mrng!
Dialogue...!
panathudan val
panathodu valathey...!
yen vazhi thani vazhi!
make your own way
create your own style
follow your own thoughts
appaththaan
yellaarum solvaanka
"paya pulla yaaru pechum ketkathu"nnu
Jokes
Chairmen CHAIR mela utkaaralaam, aanaa
Watchmen WATCH mela utkaaramudiyumaa.
Missed Call Potta thappillai
Miss mela call potta?AN
Nambikkai
Vidiyum endru vinnai nambum nee,
mudiyum endru unnai nambu!!
Vinnai pol neeyum un vaalvil piragassipai!!!
Thathuvam
Edhuvume Sulabamillai
Aanal ellame Sathiyam Than
Think positive
valkai
kanayukal aayeram varuvathundu-aathil
malarkal ayeram poopathundu
kanayukalilaya malarkal poothuvital
valkaiyel poopathyu yennalo
kavithai
palaghum mun thanimai
palaghiya pin inimai
piriyum pothu kodumai
piriya vendiya nilamai
Vetti SMS
Stop ur Work.
Relax ur Mind.
Go to Bed
Pray to God
think today's ACTIVITIES.. u come to a decision
"Innaikum Vettiya Dhan Pochu". Good night:-)
Exam SMS
SITUATIONAL MSG-
"Every1 wnts 2 go2 heaven bt no1 wants2 die"
in our language it means..
" everyone wants to get pass but nobody wants to study"
Gud night...
Advice SMS
"HAI.."
Apuram oru mukkiyamana small advice.
Press down
Cella ippadi amukka kudathu.
Repair aaidum.
Love SMS
5 Tips To A Happy Life...
1. Love
2.
3.
4.
5.
Athuku apuram enga happya irukurathu...?!
Nasama pogavaendiyathu dhaan. .
SMS Quote
Mudiyum varai muyarchi sei, unnal mudiyum varai alla, nee ninaitha seyal mudiyum varai...
good night. Sweat dreams.
Exam SMS in Tamil
MARAPPOM MANNIPPOM.!
Examuku padichadhai marappom..
Fail aakina teacherai mannippom..
But this one is not for the true friends
Mokkai Mazhai SMS
TODAY'S MOKKAI:
Oru kaakka India map-a romba nerama pathukite irundhucham.
yen theriuma?
adhula dhan
''VADA INDIA'' Iruke adhan........
SMS Mazhai
Naalu perukku nallathu sei.,
ulagam unnai vaalthum.,
udane seiya aasaiya..?
Ennoda numberku TOPUP Card podu.!
Naanum unnai vaalthren. Good non
Kadhal SMS
MY FEELINGS:
Aval
"Azhagai rasikka ennidam Azhagu illai.
En
Anbai nesikka UNIDAM Unmayana IDHAYAM illai". Gøöd Mörning.
Tamil SMS Quote
Yarume tholaikatha ondrai,
Ulagam indru varai thedi kondae irukirathu..!!
- Nimmathi..
Gud morg
Hav a rest of time
Exam SMS
Padipu.......
1-3rd std: "thinamum padikiren da"
3-6th: " konjam kastamda"
6-10th: " mukyamana question matum dhan Padikiren da"
10-12th: "micro zerox eduthukalama machan"
Ug: " Inniku enna exam da"
Pg:" ennada solra... Inniku exama.... Solave illa. "
Good morning have a nice day take care
SMS Quote
Thannai Nesittha 'Ithayathai' Marapathu sila Pennin Gunam.
Thannai 'Marantha' Ithayathaium Nesipathu Aanin Gunam. Good non
SMS Mokkai Mazhai
Teacher: Un padippu mela yaruku akkarai jasthy? Boy: Bus Conductor than! Techr:Eppadi? Boy: Avarthan daily nee PAASA,nee PAASA-nu kekkurar..
Mokkaiyin Mel Mokkai Mega Mokkai
Once WWE star Rock's mother saw Rajini's film 'Thalapathi' and clapped continuously...
Do u know y?
Bcoz of the song,
"Adi rock amma kaiya thattu"
Tamil SMS Quote
"Kobam Enbadhu Pirar Seiyum Thavarukku Unaku Neeye koduthu kollum Thandanai..." - Buddhar... So Dont Get Tension in Your Life At Any Time.. Good night...
Nice SMS Quote
Nice msg: "yennai santhipavargal vettri peramal povathillai".
-Tholvi... gud night friend..
SMS Teaser
Nee siruchikitte irukkanum.. Nan Rasichikitte irukanum.. Ithellam nadakka nee mentala irukanum.. nan doctora irukanum..ha.ha.ha.ha.ha..
LKG Nakkal
A UKG kids INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL:
SIR: where did u born??
BOY: Tamil nadu..
SIR: which part??
BOY: enna which part... whole body born in tamil nadu...
SIR: ???ok..when s ur birthday??
BOY: march 24
SIR: which year??
BOY: every year.. enna ya loose madri kaelvi kaekura? un school-la enakku admission vaendam...naan paesama poi LKG girls-ku tuition eduthu sampathichikiraen po ya.. Good morning.
SMS Punch
Hey... Hey.... Hey. City,
chengalpttu, southarkadu, north arkadu, F.M.S, varaikum paathavanda nan. . Sms, Mms,lam enna touch panni ,touch panni , tired aagi kedakuthu
ieppo nenga yanaku msg panni. Rowdy nu peaar vanga paakurengala
10 peru serndhu Msg anupuna Rowdy illa.
10 Perku oru aala msg anupuran paru avan than unmayana Rowdy.
SMS Kadi
Thermometer is the only thing that gets
" DEGREE " without
studying...!
By
-FEVER la yum CLEVERa yosipor sangam..
Punch Tamil Message
Alagum , Colourum Kangalai Kavarum. But Anpum ... Punnagaium Mattume " Ithayathai " Kavarum... Keep smiling fr every time...
Gud Night.
Different SMS
Diffrenta pesunga... Diffrenta palagunga... Diffrenta eluthunga... Diffrenta Think Pannunga.. Appathan neenga loosunu ellarukkum therium. Gud n8
Mental SMS
Mentaloda 3 arikurigal;
1. Right handla cella pidithukittu
2. Kattaviralal buttona amukki
3. Sms padichi sirippanga
Lollu SMS
Indha Pommai alaganavangala patha dance aadum
( -.-)
(,) )
L.! L
( -.-)
(,) )
L.! L
plz Dont FORCE Alaganavangala patha matumdhan adum.!OK.ya
Teasing SMS
Small advice: Bayam than Tholviku mukkiya karanam....
Athanal....
inimale
Adikkadi.
kannadiya parkkatheenga.
Natpu Kavithai SMS
Cute Kavidhai :
"Nodiku nooru murai irappen en maranam un madiyil endral.
Irantha maru nodiyil pirappen un natpu kidaikum endral"...
Senti SMS
Ulagathil Miga Mosamaana Visayam
"Unnaal Oruvar Kanneer Sindhuvadhu" Nalla Visayam
"Unakkaaga Oruvar Kanneer Sindhuvathu...
Natpu Punch
Enge nesam irukiradho
ange kadhal
pirakum
Enge kadhal
irukiradho
ange vali irukum
Enge vali
irukiradho
Ange IODEX tadhavungal
vali paranthu pogum.
Gud night ...
Friendship Film
N - NAADODIGAL.
A - ANJATHEY.
T - THALAPATHI.
P - PATTIYAL.
U - ULLAM KETKUMEY
Ithu thaan unmaiyana friendship film...
Thathuvamgo!
Oru uyirin mathipu adu uyirudan irupathai vida iranda piragu than athigamagum!
Ex:
Uyirudan kozli - Rs.70
Uricha kozli - Rs.90
good after noon...
Mobile Thathuvam
Sema Mokkai:
"Enna than ungaluku Naan palaya Message anuppinalum, Unga mobile New Message Received nu than sollum"
Y Blood,
Same Blood..!
Hardwork SMS
TODAY PUNCH:
Lovera mattum sight adicha athu WORK..,
Kuda avanga friendaiyum sernthu sight adicha athu HARD WORK..
"Hard work never fails"....
Deala No Deala
A GIRL Proposes you : I love You...!
Deal a? No Deal a?
Orae vaartha, Oho nu vazhkai.. Deal na unga Vazhkai Gali..
No Deal na vera ouruthan vazhkaiyo Gali...!
Funny Comedy Message
"Monkey kitta bannana va kodutha enna panum......
Any way, it is ur personal matter..
Athula na thalaiyida virumla.GOOD morg
Tamil SMS Forward
Hey, losu, idiot, naaaye, peiye, panni, pisasu, korangu, Eruma! Enna Pakkura? Inniki Pudichavangala Thittura day.. Just fwd to all ur pet frnds.,
Lollu Message
Daily Night unnai
ninaithu
ninaithu
enakku thookame
varala,
Kaaranam ??
enakku pei , pisasu endral ,
ore BAYAM....
Good night
Anbu SMS
Unnai Thedi Varum Anbai Nee Vittu Vidathey.!
Piragu Nee Thedi Sendral Kooda Athu Kidaikkamal Poi Vidalaam.!
Gud night
Swt dreams.:)
Mokkai Mazhai
Teacher: students Elephant perusa? Erumbu perusa?
Stu: appadi yellam summa solla mudiyadhu madam! DATE OF BIRTH venum....keep smiling:-):-):-)
Mokkai Mazhai
Sweet illatha palam ethu theriyuma..?
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'Appalam.'
No.. No..
No Claps.
Namaku publicity pidikathu...! Good n8...
Natpu Message
Uyir kavithai:::- Naan irantha piragum en idhayam uyirodu irukum. Nee ''ennai ninaithu kondu irukum varai...'' Thats friend ship
Chemistry SMS Joke
Chemistry Madam: Anuvin Amaippai Patri Vivari?
Student: Anuvin Kannam Apple. Aval Udhadu Cherry. Aval Kangal Fish. Mothathil 'ANU' Sema Figure Ma'am.
Aaarva Kolaru SMS
Nethu hotelku ponen
pakkathu seatla Alagana oru star irunthanga Autograph vangalanu pakathula poi partha
Oh god
Adhu
KANNADI.. nan apdiye shock aaittan cool...Good evening:) ;)
Nakkal Natpu SMS
Enna vida Best frnd unakku kidacha Ennai vittu po! Aana Andha frnd Unnai vittu poona kavalapadathe Thirumbi paaru nan Iruppaen
Uruttu Kattaiyoda..
Funny SMS
'VILIPPOM'
endra
nambikayil
thoonguvadhai
vida"..
Nalaikavathu
'KULIPPOM' endra
lachiyathodu
thoongunga .
Gud NGT
Tamil Comedy SMS
Ovoru student in vetrikku karanamum oru penthaan
Aanal, athu
Ink penaa
Gel penaa
Refill penaa
Athan therila.......
Mokkai SMS
Man1: Weightana padipu padichum enaku innum vela kedaikala...
Man2: Appadi enna padicha?
Man1: L(KG),... U(KG),.... Pre(KG)...
GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS.
SMS
" kavithai :
En kannathai adikkadi thottu parkka unakku mattum yean itthanai aarvam...?
kanneer thulikal.....
Good n8.
Quote SMS
un "ennam
vinnai" thoda
vendumanaal..
un viyarvai
"mannai" thoda
vendum...
Gud night.
Love SMS
Unnai en idayathil Vaikkavillai. Kangalil vaithu Irukiren.. yen endral.. Naan erantha piragu en kankalai Thaanam seiven unnai meendum kaanbatharku...
Lovely SMS
>>--->
>>--->
>>--->
po ammbu po!
Enaku msg anupadhavanga hearta poi kuthu
<---<<
<---<<
<---<<
yen thirumbi vandhuta?
SORRY BOSS! Avanga heartla nenga irukenga. .gd evg...
Cho Chweet SMS
Nee sirithupar, un mugam unakku pidikkum...'
Matravargalai sirikkavaithupar un mugam ellorukkum pidikkum..."
"Be happy And make others happy"
Figure SMS
"Sunnambu" adikaatha suvarum,
"Fair & lovely" podadha figurum White'a irundhadha sarithiramay illa.."
By
Nature beautiful boys....
Gud Night Sweet SMS
Malarukum asai
mannil vilamal
irrukka.....!
Enakkum assai nee
ennai maravamal
irrukka.. G ni8 my dear
Sad Kadhal SMS
AVAL VEETTU VASALIL YEN SAMBALAI KOLANGALAGA PODA SOLLUNGAL, YEN ENDRAL. AVAL KANPARVAIGALDHAN YENMEL PADAVILLAI, AVAL KAAL PADHANGALAVADHU YENMEL PADATTUMAY. Gud morning....